you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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