I'm really into asian looking animals
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
