its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I fill condoms, not promises.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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