glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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