The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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