His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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