I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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