You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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