Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
