So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
ttyl tear gas
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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