At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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