I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
