If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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