I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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