i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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