Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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