OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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