The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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