from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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