Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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