Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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