I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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