How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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