i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I need to sanitize my soul.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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