i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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