He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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