I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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