marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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