doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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