i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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