Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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