But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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