we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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