I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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