Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
