Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
