what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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