It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
