We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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