road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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