Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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