susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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