quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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