I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I have aggressive nipples.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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