he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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