check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
