I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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