She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I am one with the molecules
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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