The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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