do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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