I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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