This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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