oh god the rape fog is back!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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