Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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