She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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