so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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