well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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