It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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